Drinking all the moisture from the air.. I am so dry..
Let me get a sip of what you want me to say.. I am so thirsty..

Sunday, December 26, 2010

A DNA connection..

I love how we can be hours apart and have a connection like identical twins.

I know when I'm feeling like shit, and there is no reason behind said shitness, that all I have to do is give you a call. I then will know why I'm feeling like shit because you're feeling exactly the same.
I know when I suddenly get quite sick, that I can call you and you will be sick aswell. It's just like that time you got burnt. My skin went red and I started burning all over, only to be greeted minutes later by a phonecall from dad saying you have burnt yourself from the waist down.
We are not twins. Not even close. You're 4 years older yet we share the same feelings. It's very weird, but I would not swap this bond we have for anything.

Monday, December 6, 2010

2 for the fruit and 1 for the loop.

Have you ever gone to a shopping centre and just wondered the isles through random boredness and ended up carting a random bag of goodies home?
This actually just happened.. It actually happens to me alot. Which is why I know, I would make a really.. REALLY bad pregnant women.

So after being in hospital basically all day again, I return home.. As usual after being so exhausted I nap.. And when I say nap I mean, drool patch the size of a small wading pool and huge pillow snugs. Thanks to my pillow smelling just like the lady. I finally grow some balls and wake up.. Mind you growing balls definitely defeats the whole entire purpose of this entry. Moving riiiiight along. So I wake up and stumble around my bedroom to find some sort of clothing items. I get a sudden urge to go shopping.. I find my skinnies, whack on a sweet band tee and head off to Coles. This is where it all went semi downhill.

Don't ever head to a shopping center when you have no idea what you're looking for. It's dangerous.

I park Miri and anxiously walk through the front doors.. I tripped a little because honestly.. I really suck at walking in thongs.. But you know.. Whatevs!
After walking every isle of the shopping center I leave with a $30 bill.. I'm quite excited about this as it's normally alot more when I go shopping.
Upon my arrival home, I inspect my bags of shopping goodness to discover my amazing shopping skills.

Grocery List consists of -
5 x Tinned Lemon Tuna
1 x Pack of Arnotts chocolate cookies
1 x Zymill
1 x Tub of Philidelphia Cheese *major thrust points here*
and 1 x Thingymajig of White Grapes.

I think I'm pregnant?